Beowulf; The Story Everyone Is Talking About!

The Wrath of Grendel

Once upon a time, Grendel, a big evil monster heard Hrothgar having a party. Hrothgar blasting his music from his Ipod touch jamming to a party; Grendel got mad. Grendel got up that night and had his GPS, and went to Hrothgar's Kingdom; then kills Hrothgar's closest friends.

The Coming of Beowulf

The Danish Watchman didn't know that Beowulf and his men were coming. Beowulf arrived right as he was checking his twitter mail. The Danish Watchman asked him who he was, and letted Beowulf and his 14 men go save the town. As Beowulf was walking he had something in his hand. It was a Iphone; he was checking his twitter. Higlac was on his myspace messaging the king, to see what all Grendel was doing to that kingdom.

The Battle with Grendel

Grendel and Beowulf fights. Till the death of one of them is over. Grendel with his GPS, and Beowulf with his Iphone; neither one of them wins. Grendel's arm pulled off; uses his GPS to find a place to run and hid.

The Monsters' Lair

Swimming threw the thick nasty water that the lair was under, Beowulf had to find the lair. With it being dark Beowulf couldn't see anything. He knew Grendel's mother would be there.

The Battle With Grendel's Mother

Beowulf fights the "lady monster." Greandel's mother having a high tech laser sword. Beowulf finds a really old sword that disappears after he stabs Grendel's mother, and Grendel. Beowulf chopped Grendel's head off and took it to the kingdom. As one of the Whitebeards waited for Beowulf to come up from the lair he was messing around with his PS3.

The Last Battle

The last battle began and every soldier that was there betrayed Beowulf they all ran away and go see the new Google earth. Battling the dragon must of been hard by Beowulf just himself. Wiglaf decided to stop what he was doing; which he was at a concert, Avenged Sevenfold, just to go and help Beowulf fight the dragon.

The Spoils

Beowulf and Wiglaf kill the dragon. Beowulf asks Wiglaf to bring the treasure to him. Beowulf asks for the soldiers to build him a tower and name it "Beowulf Tower." Then later he dies.

The Farewell

The Farewell, a Soldier rode around rode a horse around the tower during the funeral of Beowulf. As he was riding around the tower he was started to read 'Twilight.' He didn't like it so he gave it to some little girl.